Top 50ish Songs of Leon #1-10

What can I say, it was A Day In the LIfe Of, up untill just now. I thaught to myself, "I have aneurysms when I listen to Bullet With...". So, "Bullet With..." is the greatest song, however A Day In The Life Of is still #1 on the list. I don't know how.

Owns all songs in the history of songs: Bullet With Butterfly Wings (The Smashing Pumpkins)

1. A Day In The Life Of (The Beatles)
2. L.A. Woman (The Doors)
3. Stairway to Heaven (Led Zeppelin)
4. A Quick One While He’s Away (The Who)
5. Time (Pink Floyd)
6. Intro - Smells Like Teen Spirit from ...Muddy Banks of the Wishkah (Nirvana)*
7. Fly Away (Lenny Kravitz)
8. Still Alive (Pearl Jam)
9. Echoes (Pink Floyd)
10. Walk All Over You (AC/DC)

Wild Card: Warewolves of London (Warren Zevon)

* I know its a total of 5 songs, but its just so cool. Is the greatest 5 song span of a concert known to man.

A minute with Ralphy McNeill

Sorry folks my Nikon CoolPix 8800 Digital Camera is in the repair shop due to "over usage". Hence ther is no picture of me in the upper right corner of this article. I will tell you why it was "over used".

A friend who I met on Yahoo! Chat told me about the SimuCon convention being held at the local exhebition center. Due to a fever he couldn't make it, so he asked me to go and take pictures of all the new gadgets and consoles. I agreed. In return he would send me the drivers to a program called Metascope Plus v1.3. Due to the method of upgrade, from version 1.27 to 1.28, the original drivers were deleted. Shortly after the v1.28 release, the company (EZ Logix) was baught by Krazy Dad. Krazy Dad seized support for version 1.27 focusing on the v 1.28 and soon to be 1.3.

To make a short story long, I upgraded to v1.3b. Version b is supported by Liniux. However it can also be used on Win XP, but the version 1.27 .dll files must be present, along with the 1.3b divers. Due to the upgrade however, the v1.27 .dlls were deleted, and due to Krazy Dad's lack of support, they are extremely difficult to find.

Any way, the camera overheated due to high ambient temperature. This may have been due to the fact that I had been using the TCON-17 (+ adapter) for the last few days, and had wrapped the camera in a plastic bag upon entry into the convention (no cameras inside the building). The alarm sensor was flashing, bud amidst the choas in the Nintendo DS Lite section, I payed little attention to anything not concerning the new console.

Relax with PDL

Let me set this up for you. You are sitting on a chair with a cupholder on each side. Your feet are playing with the soft sand beneith you. But wait! You are not on a beach. Alas, you find youreslf on luxery cruis ship, with an artificial beach on it. The waitress brings you a cocktail as she turns around, you say "wait". You put you hand on her ass and squeeze it. She thanks you and fetches another cocktail. This, my friends, is called Relax with PDL.

No boarding passes necessary: Take me to the ship!!!

Top 50ish Songs of Leon 21-30

Smokes the list in half: Longview (Green Day)

21. Burden In My Hand (Soundgarden)
22. Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)
23. For Whom the Bell Tolls (Metallica)
24. Blue Monday (New Order)
25. Hey Jude (Beatles)
26. Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay (Otis Redding)
27. Killing In The Name Of (Rage Against the Machine)
28. Café Del Mar (Energy ‘52)
29. Good Vibrations (Beach Boys)
30. Pepper (Butthole Surfers)

Wild Card: Undone (Sweater Song) (Weezer)

Top 50ish Songs of Leon 31-40

This current instalment is screwy. Although a good performance of Cannon owns the list hands down. I think I might add a new homo to the staff. You know the kind, looks gay, but knows alot about music, movies, style and entertainment. I will name him Fritz.



Owns the List: Cannon (Johann Christoph Pachelbel)

31. Empty Spaces - Young Lust (Pink Floyd)
32. Hotel California (The Eagles)
33. Saucerful Of Secrets (Pink FLoyd)
34. Ghost Busters Theme (Ray Parker Jr.)
35. Master of Puppets (Metallica)
36. Live and Let Die (Paul McCartney)
37. Personal Jesus (Depeche Mode)
38. Rock the Casbah (The Clash)
39. Whole Lotta Love (Led Zeppelin)
40. I Shot the Shariff (Eric Clapton)

Wild Card: Hungry Like the Wolf (Duran Duran)

Top 50ish Songs of Leon 41-50

It is impossible to make an accurate list. There are many songs that I listen too but don’t like, and there are many songs that I like but don’t listen to. Furthermore my taste changes over time. This list doesn’t accurately depict my favorite bands, I will have to make another list for that. However my top 20 songs on the list are fairly stable, not much fluctuation there.

The Master of the List: Wall pt. 1-2 (Pink Floyd)

41. For Those About to Rock (AC/DC)
42. Detroit Rock City (Kiss)
43. Free Bird (Lynard Skynard)
44. Lithium (Nirvana)
45. Save the Rave (Mars and Mystre)
46. Purple Haze (Jimmi Hendrix)
47. Message (Grandmaster Flash)
48. Dazed and Confused (Led Zeppelin)
49. Give it Away Now (The Red Hot Chili Peppers)
50. Road House Blues (The Doors)

Wild Card: Shine on You Crazy Diamon 1-11 (Pink Floyd)

Politics with Donald K. Spectator

Due to the lack of content on this site, I have been hired. My duty is to inform the readers about current issues in politics. I will tell you this site is quite diverse. Today I have managed to argue with all the staff members:

Stanislav and I disagree about communism. He feels that Russia's most successful years were at the peak of Stalin's regime. I however feel those days were not so great.

The CAN (Cray-Z Ass Niggaz) and I disagree about many aspects of law. For instance Nigga Ass Jew feels "Niggaz need free money and guns if you wanna get them off the streets...". I suggested that guns in low-income areas are not solution, to which Young Playa said "Ain't no nigga gunna piss on the niggaz wiffout no gun foo...".

Ralphy McNeill seemed too creepy to discuss politics with.

One staffer I did agree with. When analyzing the French culture Pons De Leon and I did agree on one key aspect: The French are pussies.

CAN: Annihilation

Hot Muffin: Yo, Yo, niggaz listen up. This is a message from the President of the niggaz:

Nigga Ass Jew: USP nigga, XM320 foo. SAR-21 nigga, MP5 foo. Benelli M4 Super 90 nigga, Glock foo. L96 nigga, I said AK5 niggaa!!

Hot Muffin: Now listen up all you bitches, we is fight a war right now.
Get yo ammo nigga cuz if I see you Im gunna blast you in the skull.

Young Playa: Thas right niggaz. Its rain’n bullets.
I see no color when I shoot; niggaz crackaz, spics and chicks, they all drop like flys when I pull the trigga.

Hot Muffin: Asians too.

Nigga Ass Jew: And that aint all nigga. You is a bitch.
I bust into you crib and I shot yo cat. Gangsta.
I go to the zoo and I piss on the poo. Bitch ass nigga.
Bust into a cage and shoot all the tigers. Poison the fish too. Homie.
Take out my rifle and whack all the zebras. Total annihilation nigga.

Young Playa: we came from the getto wiff one mission nigga

Hot Muffin: to become the first niggaz to rule the country

All three: Rule by inhalation nigga.

Young Playa: we have no mercy. We travel by carriage.
We wear no cloths, only armor.
Our message is “hide or you will get shot,” for one simple reason:

All three: we is the niggaz of Annihilation.

Poor Google Videos

Have no material so I post this. Skip it, I urge you. Watching this will make you sad, maybe depressed. However the dancing in the nature video will take you out of your missery and bring you happiness.


Stupid kids playing at school. Jump on Him!

They are still playing at school. Fall off ledge!

Yes now we are happy no more stupid kids. Dance in nature with chiks!

Theater List 2005: #1-21

This is the order. The bases of grading consist of one question: "which would I like to add to my collection of DVDs the most?" My collection is fair (roughly 71 DVDs and 100+ VHS) so I am looking for passion and glory as I conduct the list.

Don't laugh. I only saw 23 movies in the Theater this year. My tollerance is growing however, and I hope to achieve my goal of 31 movies next year.

1. The Constant Gardener

Man, that was easy. Now ordering the rest may be tougher. Constant Gardener. Shit. Feel the power. even if you don't understand the movie (like Vonzell and I) you will still be impressed by this 2005 masterpiece. This is what you call a Best Picture. Politics, thrills and gangstas. All in one.

2. Cinderella Man

Underrated. Forgotten almost. However time will prove you all wrong. You will see that the rest will wither away and this boring boxing flick will stand for ages.

3. The Wedding Crashers

Effing brilliant. I came in expecting something along the lines of Meet the Fockers or I Spy, but came across something wild and funny. Farell. Need I say more? A sick human who takes "crashing" to the limits.

4. Munich

Was expecting something along the lines of all drama and a little action. Instead I got all action and a lot of passionate drama. The 160 minutes fly by. Seems fairly real too, unlike many "based on true.." movies.

5. Batman Begins

No I'm not throwing in a crappy movie to add variety. This movie hits it on the spot. I hated the original Batman, and was like "nah, for our 3rd movie we should watch...". Greatful I am to the people who said "no we can watch that 4th, for our nightcap movie after Batman Begins". Tasteful action.

6. Seriyana
7. Crash
8. Kingdom of Heaven
9. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
10. Walk the Line
11. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
12. The Producers
13. The Interpreter
14. King Kong
15. Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
16. The Weather Man


Now 2-16 were actually easy. This pile of trash I'm about to sort out is a vary dirty job that only a sick man would do.

17. A History of Violence
18. The 40 Year-old Virgin
19. The Lords of Dogtown
20. Two for the Money
21. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Stanislav took care of #22-23
Note: Two for the Money should be higher.

Stanislav the Critic: #22-23

22. Mr. and Mrs. Smith
23.Four Brothers

A quagmire filled with sheer blasphemy! Watching these two movies make you feel like your in a gulag herding goats amidst the winter tundra. It wasn't a tundra I was witnessing while watching Four Brothers, it was a dirty turd. Andre 3000, the dude from Planet of the Apes, another black guy, and a gay kid with herpes. The four ideots prance around Detroit seraching for something. What are they searching for? I would'nt know, for the plot did not go into detail.

In the 22. spot we have a nuisance. A pointless action movie like I have never witnessed. The breasts of A. Jolie were not exposed as fully as I expected. I thaught they were nice in the dinner scene- Pons de Leon. French imbecile! I will also add that Brad Pitt's cheek bones were not as exquisite as I had anticipated. Finally, a brilliant scene where the two are in a sporting-goods store spinning around next to a tent while shooting machine guns at 20 to 30 armored CIA agents. It just makes you think, "what the fuck?"

A minute with Ralphy McNeill

The annual StorCase dinner was on. I put on my StorCase uniform and was ready for the quest. As I approached my table, I ejaculated when I saw the three foxes I was to dine with. So I went to the bathroom and cleaned my pants.

Dinner is served. And thus I exchanged greetings with my table-members. "Diana Heer" she told me.

Diana Heer? I thaught to my self: Is she named after the wychalarn Dynaheir from Bauldur's Gate? The Rasheman who has been sent by the high Othlor in hopes of retreaving the prophecy from the Sword Coast?

Could this creature with whom I have been destined to dine with be fellow Bauldur fan? If I ask it could mean two things:
1.She says "Yes", and I inch closer to loesing my verginity.
2. She says "I beg your pordon?", and I reply "What will you be eating tonight?"

Lets just say it didnt go as well as the highschool party I attended. Gryffindor just lost 40 points. I forgot a key factor; Dynaheir is a Mage from the Cloakwood Mines and is highly incompatible with any Bard from the Eldoth regime.

Plus the neglected semen on my wrist alerted her.