Chuck Norris

What is all the fuss? He's just a man...
A man who stands up for the average Joe, a man with dignity. A man who has no hate towrds blacks despite his southern heritage. He is a man, that this country feeds off of.

• Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

• When Chuck does a push up, he isn't pushing himself up, but pushing the earth down.

• Chuck Norris sued NBC because he claimed that Law and Order are the copyrighted names of his left and right legs.

• Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

• Chuck Norris once ate 4 , 72 ounce steaks in an hour....... He spent the first 45 minutes doing the waitress.

• Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

• Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

• Chuck norris went to donate blood, he asked for a gun and a bucket