Relax with PDL

Let me set this up for you. You are sitting on a chair with a cupholder on each side. Your feet are playing with the soft sand beneith you. But wait! You are not on a beach. Alas, you find youreslf on luxery cruis ship, with an artificial beach on it. The waitress brings you a cocktail as she turns around, you say "wait". You put you hand on her ass and squeeze it. She thanks you and fetches another cocktail. This, my friends, is called Relax with PDL.

No boarding passes necessary: Take me to the ship!!!