Stanislav the Critic: #22-23

22. Mr. and Mrs. Smith
23.Four Brothers

A quagmire filled with sheer blasphemy! Watching these two movies make you feel like your in a gulag herding goats amidst the winter tundra. It wasn't a tundra I was witnessing while watching Four Brothers, it was a dirty turd. Andre 3000, the dude from Planet of the Apes, another black guy, and a gay kid with herpes. The four ideots prance around Detroit seraching for something. What are they searching for? I would'nt know, for the plot did not go into detail.

In the 22. spot we have a nuisance. A pointless action movie like I have never witnessed. The breasts of A. Jolie were not exposed as fully as I expected. I thaught they were nice in the dinner scene- Pons de Leon. French imbecile! I will also add that Brad Pitt's cheek bones were not as exquisite as I had anticipated. Finally, a brilliant scene where the two are in a sporting-goods store spinning around next to a tent while shooting machine guns at 20 to 30 armored CIA agents. It just makes you think, "what the fuck?"