Molester, not Molester

If you are a child between the ages of 5 and 12, we suggest you hide. The "in" thing now a days is to do it with a young kid. In fact, there are shows that are exclusively about molesters such as the O'Reilly Factor. But, as the great Benjamin Franklin once said "the loss of freedom is not worth the consequences of war". Hence we are here to protect you with a little game called Molester, not Molester. Simply choose which one of these guys you would rather hitch a ride with. One offers a quick ride and nice music, while the other will make sure you are sodomized thoroughly.