One Night in Bangladesh

If anyone is familiar with geography, surely they should know that Bangladesh (bordering eastern India) is one of the most densely populated countries in the world (roughly 6,700 people per square mile). This country is a bit wild. A current news story illustrates it best;

A young man who attended Dhaka International University was not satisfied with the schools decision of allowing students to enroll strictly by paying tuition (no academic prerequisites required). So, he chained himself to the Light of the East statue located in the campus’s main courtyard. However, several things about this protest were unorthodox. For starters, the angered student (Abul Rouf) was completely nude while chained. Secondly, 4 additional peers, (3 men and 1 woman) joined him in the nude protest (plus several non-nude people chained themselves too). Lastly, the university did not want to “give in” to the protest, so they ignored the situation until the female began suffering from heat exhaustion. The mother of the female student filed a complaint to the police, and finally after 9 days of being chained, the police arrested the kids.

The best part is, the kid's uncle Begum Rouf, was suspended without pay for 4 weeks. Why do you ask? Because he works at Dhaka International University. He works in the Industrial Sciences section. In fact he was the one that was supplying the heavy-duty chains to the kids.

And the Winner...

I bet you people thaught it was the other one, yes? No my friends, the friendly looking chap is not creepy, infact he is a nice man who owns a big fastfood chain. The guitar player is creepy though, both in the picture and in real life.

Molester, not Molester

If you are a child between the ages of 5 and 12, we suggest you hide. The "in" thing now a days is to do it with a young kid. In fact, there are shows that are exclusively about molesters such as the O'Reilly Factor. But, as the great Benjamin Franklin once said "the loss of freedom is not worth the consequences of war". Hence we are here to protect you with a little game called Molester, not Molester. Simply choose which one of these guys you would rather hitch a ride with. One offers a quick ride and nice music, while the other will make sure you are sodomized thoroughly.

Chuck Norris

What is all the fuss? He's just a man...
A man who stands up for the average Joe, a man with dignity. A man who has no hate towrds blacks despite his southern heritage. He is a man, that this country feeds off of.

• Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

• When Chuck does a push up, he isn't pushing himself up, but pushing the earth down.

• Chuck Norris sued NBC because he claimed that Law and Order are the copyrighted names of his left and right legs.

• Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

• Chuck Norris once ate 4 , 72 ounce steaks in an hour....... He spent the first 45 minutes doing the waitress.

• Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

• Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

• Chuck norris went to donate blood, he asked for a gun and a bucket

McNeil and Meadow

Yeah that’s right gang, the Sopranos are back! This Sunday, the mystical journey’s end will begin. So in anticipation, I sent Jamie-Lynn Sigler (Meadow Soprano) a bunch of pictures of my room which is filled with pictures and posters of her. (Actually I rotate my room’s theme, so sometimes its Jamie, sometimes, Natalie, sometimes Hillary, etc..)

Anyway after 8 months of mailing her, HBO decided to let me onto the set for half a day. I got some plastic bags that say “Sopranos” on them, and a hat that says HBO on it. The great part was after the shooting the get a few members to give out autographs. So I got the guy who plays Johnny Sak to sign my shirt, pants, hat, and shoes. Im gunna keep the signed hat, but the rest is going to P.D. Leon, (he plans to sell it on Ebay).

Note: I wanted to get some Sopranos mouse pads for my MX 3100 but then I saw that the surface was made out of granulated ABS which resembled a low-glare Formica pad. I don’t feel like sacrificing performance just for a Sopranos pad, so I didn’t buy it.

Stanislav the Critic: Gay Songs (That Are Irresistable)

Most songs these days are just gay, and have little value. However scattered among the great pile of gayness, you will find little gems, nuggets if you will. Chasms in the great void with catchy gay tunes. When I came over to America a decade ago, I was introduced to the great technology of the radio, and apparatus that was not existant in the Soviet motherland. And so the gay tunes grew on me;

Numanuma (Ozone) Imagine a Polish version of the Backstreet Boys. Now imagine the pop sound substituted by Euro Trance. Mayahee! Mayahoo! Mayaho! Maya Ha Ha !!

Hung Up (Time Goes By) (Madonna) Madonna's recent hit is fairly different when comparing it to her earlier work. She goes for catchy toons with tihs one, and succedes. The ideal way to enjoy the song is to find the footage of hippies frolicing in the nature while this song playes.

Oops I Did It Again (Britny Spears) This is a great love song, that takes place on the planet Mars. A top 40 hit for several weeks for good reason, great rythmic, and instrumental elements. But don't listen to this while in compony of your peers, they will kick your ass.