CAN: Chiken Soup fo Da Niggaz Soul

Young Playa: Three young niggaz wiff nuth’n to do
I gott a idea, says the nigga who’s a jew

Hot Muffin: What is dat, my brutha? Plees explain.

Jew Ass Nigga: We smoke dis crack, take this coke, and then smoke that weed,
drink some party juice, den smoke the pcp

Hot Muffin: And then go shoot ouw guns.

Sound: inhaling, coughing, more inhaling, and more coughing.

Young Playa: Oooh, nigga dis is great,
dis nigga he got roots like no otha.
Jew Ass Nigga: Ya, nigga, I strait up Israeli.
Da niggaz crossed over from Zimbabwe and
Young Playa: pow: Nigga Ass Jew was bown.
Jew Ass Nigga: Yeah, foo.

Young Playa: I go to tha stow, and I steal my food.
Go to the doctow and I bang the nurse.
Go to the secretary and steal the bitchez purse.

Jew Ass Nigga: Hoes, pimps, niggaz, and gangstas.
Hot Muffin: I can’t feel my hands foo, it like you cut they off

Jew Ass Nigga: Bitches, niggaz, and Gs.
Young Playa: Yeah, yeah, I think I color blind now

Jew Ass Nigga: Homies, jews, and gangstas.
Young Playa: Yeah yeah nigga,
this is chicken soup fo da fool who ain’t got no bowl.
Aint no nigga smoke crack, outa no crack nigga
Jew Ass Nigga: Yea foo, you is make sense.

Sound: Serious coughing

Jew Ass Nigga: Im about to have a seizure nigga,
the crack too dirty

Sound: something falling to the ground

Young Playa: Dam nigga dropp to da ground,
wif foam in his mouf
Hot Muffin: now my head feel dizzy and my eyes real blurry,
He sweat’n like a nigga from da Sahara,

Hot Muffin: Nah nigga, Gobi dessert.
Young Playa: Dam foo, young plya feel no good either.

Sound: something falls to ground

Hot Muffin: This crack is chiken soul for da soup,
I smoke it and now I can’t poop,
Constipation for three day but it good
cuz like da shit… from da… hoo..

Sound: something falls to ground