Stanislav the Critic: Hippies on the Road

Every now and then I see one on the road; Dodge Neon, Ford Probe, Toyota Tercel, maybe even a generic car, with no name. They all have 4 things in common:
1. The neglected car is an ‘83-’94 model.
2. There is a white woman in her early 30’s driving it.
3. She is driving roughly 65 MPH in the middle lane of the freeway (usually pissing average commuters off)
4. The car has a shit-load of Environmental, and Anti-war stickers.
Now what is this you ask?
This is delusional liberal (or is it Green Party?) trying to seize your concentration related to the road, and focus it toward her car. She is saying “I am a lesbian. I am free, and I shall be heard!” I’m driving through Blackfoot, where the chances of me being shot on the freeway are 1 in 378, and the dyke is preaching about otters and seals. I’m trying to switch lanes, while Nader’s daughter is telling me I can’t eat cheese.
In the end who wins? Honestly… no one. Only losers come out of this. In fact every time a fellow man stops to think about the environment, he loses. He takes a step back, while the oil drillers in Kazakhstan are progressing in forward leaps.