Life on the Streets by Cray-Z Ass Niggaz

Sound: door bell ringing… door busted open with foot and body force

Unknown Man: What the fu…
Sound: Gun shot followed by several gunshots.

Rap begins:
Young Playa: Yeah, yeah, yeah Nigga!!
Hot Muffin: What?
Nigga Ass Jew: What?
Hot Muffin: What?
Nigga Ass Jew: What?
Young Playa: I’ll tell you what!
White Cracker lay’n on the flow, four bullets and he ain’t breath’n no mow
Na don’t you ax me why I play. In this pussy-ass ‘hood I always get away.
1,2 pow! Nigga I think you dead, shot like deer now I seek some head.
To the bedroom I stroll and find yo bitch, so I take off my pants and show her my dick.

Hot Muffin (in girl voice): Oh, Young Playa you’s a pimp. Oh, Young Playa my man is dead!
Young Playa: That’s right Bitch I shot him! (echoes: shot him, shot him…)

Nigga Ass Jew: Now we don’t play no hide ’n seek.. You see Young Playa act a pimp.
No bitch ain’t got no big-ass grin.
Some big-ass hoes with big-ass tits.
Holla at Hot Muffin if yo bitch ain’t loose.
That Nigga dives down and cuts yo slack.
I aint no fool cuz I ain’t got school.
Teacha a hoe, so I pissed on the flow.
Teacha get mad cuz the kids started slipp’n.
So you know what I said?

Hot Muffin: What you say Nigga Ass Jew?
Nigga Ass Jew: “Watch yo mouth Bitch, watch yo mouth Bitch. I pissed on yo flow cuz I broke the school toilet. Shoved a Niggaz head in and made him cry. Then I went to lunch and ate a pie.”

Womans Voice in background: That’s it! Go to the office Nigga Ass Jew.

Hot Muffin: Ooh, Ah. Ooh, Ahh. Its too damn hot. Its to damn hot.
Young Playa: Why it so hot Nigga? Why it so hot?

Nigga Ass Jew: You tell us Hot Muffin, you niggady, naggady, hot-ass muthfuck'n muffin.

Hot Muffin: Fi, Fy, Fo, Fum, I smell dough of pimp-ass muffin.
Yeah that’s right, Hot Muffin the name. Selling drugs to kids and bang’n you mom ‘s the game.
Now my balls are real saggy and my chest is real greasy,
But I tell you one thing: It makes the bang’n real easy.
Born in the ghetto where the whores were a plenty. Had a big feast on the pussy, so they called me Hot Muffin.
Yeah, yeah Nigga, that’s Life On the Streets.

Chorus Fade out (All three rappers): Life on the streets, life on the streets….