Younglings in the Theater

Now this is a great effing idea. Go see a three hour movies. But make sure to bring your two and a half year old child. The show starts at 9:30pm so surely the child will sit quietly and watch the R rated movie. Now most immigrants will think twice about this fallacy, but not these particular ones. Im trying to see Aniston's clevage during the sex scene and this bastard child is having conversations with its parents. Furthermore Sherlock and Watson are sitting in the vary front, while the infant prances around in front of the screen like a circus bear. This being a shitty neighborhood you would think someone would say "sit the eff down", or "control your child", but no. The sheep just sit there while the kid plays hide 'n go seek with the two dumbass parents.