Genitalia Challenge

You ever ask your self "how tough are my nuts?", "what can my colon take?". A simple challange of the mind and body can acurately assess these questions.

Ice Cube Test: Make sure the penis is regular temperature (96-100 degrees F) and is of regular condition. Place the ice cube on the tip of the penis. If done correctly, the cube will stick to the penis causeing loss of all errectile sensation. Can only be removed via warm water.

Ring Burn: Put a a cooking-pot eather on the stove or in oven. Let it heat for 20-30 minutes or until it reaches 280+ degrees F. Remove the pot and place on a stable chair. Remove cloths and sit on the pot for 10-20 seconds. If done coerrectly a ring of burnt skin will form on your ass preventing you from sitting normally for 5-7 days. As bonus let Terry Jenkins or Ronnie "The Rocket" Baxter throw darts at the bull's-eye on your ass.

Ball Roll: Pull penis back towrd stomache and tape it securely to lower abdomen. If done correctly testicles are fully exposed. On a slanted road (ideally a road of smooth surface) place 12 obsticles on road. The obstacles (or obtesticles if you will) should be roughly 4 feet in length so that the testicles will come in contact. As you roll down the hill with your skates (or skis if in a snowy region) spread your legs wide so that the testicles have a clear path and are able to hit the obsticles fully. By the 12th obsticle youw will be traveling fairly fast and the contact will be vary forceful.