Leon, Leon! Tell Me a Story From Your Youth!

1272 Johnson Drive,
Blackfoot IN, USA
92955

It looks good don't it? On the face of it, yes. But in reality, it's like a Mexican sausage; firm, yet dry. And thus the Leon seeks the ocean. Every July, the Pons travels west to California for a week of ocean-filled festivities. So off to Half Moon Bay we go. It’s the Pons, Gringols, Camby, and Leenoser, all enjoying a festive journey.

The beach was filled with water and sand. There were birds on the land and surfers on the water. As we prance toward the blue moisture, Gringols yells "look at that shit!" And indeed there it was, a dead seal. Camby picked up a rock and threw it at the corpse. The throw didn’t penetrate the skin, but made an interesting sound. Leenoser then picked up a broken bottle and threw it at the seal. The bottle did pierce the skin, but no blood came out.

And so it was; Jeauque Louis, Gringols, Camby, and Leenoser all having a great festive time in Half Moon Bay, throwing anything and everything at the large seal. After we were done, we covered him with seaweed and started drinking the beers we had just purchased.