How Many People Did Clinton Really Kill?

I hear them making fun of Clinton about his ties with all these murders on shows like SNL or Jay Leno. I always figured that it was in the low range say 4-6 people. You know, a little cover-up here, a little one there, but not a big deal . Infact I figured because it was so low, that most politicians and political commentators didn't care. So today, I hear a Republican and a Democrat arguing over this issue at the poker table. So naturally when i get home from the casino I log onto the net and search.

Obviously liberal sites will deny every charge. So i search for bipartisan sites. However I come to realize that due to my lack of "reading the page", I have no way of telling if the site is bipartisan. Although wikipedia.com seems neutral. I assume my sources (excluding wikipedia) are of Republican orgin. So my conclusion is: The HBO series Sopranos may have been based on Clinton. The man wacks people for amusement. A typical day might consist of getting a blow job from a secratery and then ordering a hit on an Advisor or on an Attorny. Yes, they are streaching it on some of these cases, but you gatta figure that at least 30 of them are legit.

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Note under the Dead Body Guard section, not all of them died in crashes. I think four were popped in the head.

Edit: Anonymous commentator suggested this: Get the truth!
Edit again: Alright. I swear, this is it. The Pons will criticise him no more. For the sake of my life I must drop the subject. Pordon me. Literally.